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Some
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259 x Your Age x 39
You Will Get An Interesting Answer!
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Where is the tree stand? UMMMMM. -Robert
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... -Donna
Artificial trees just don't smell like the real thing! -Brian McCarty
On the sixth day of Christmas! -Elias
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire -Lake
Typical
Christmas gathering of the single men's club -Lake
Penis Navidad -Lake
Next year's Christmas Party Pose for the McCarty bros -Kristen
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METRO WORDS
OF WISDOM
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LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER
Norelco
Commercial
Congrats: Margaret, Elias, Donna,
Tim, Lake, Gwenda |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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Actor
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Jon
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Smallest
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Ochopee, Florida |
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Wendt, Epic Fail Guy, |
Congrats:
Robert, Gene, Donna, Tim, Scholl, SteveO, Lake, Kristen |
Congrats: Gene,
Robert, Donna, Lake |
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Last
Month's Poll Results
What
Is Your Christmas Tree
Of Choice This Year?
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The
Voting Went...
86%
Artificial - 14% Real
Your
Responses Were...
Artificial
- Easier to setup. Lights already strung.
Not bringing all those bugs in the house!
Real trees have gotten too expensive and my wife is allergic to all trees.
Tiny tree in a tiny condo. I use a balsam scented Yankee candle for faux-fragrance.
Easy and reusable. They look just
as good, and real trees are so
expensive!
Real -
Much prefer the real tree. Love the look and smell. Unfortunately, we
can't justify a real tree since we spent $800 on a pre lit artificial tree 2 years ago.
I like renting a large potted tree ans then at the end of the season they plant it in the forest.
Thank
You To Our Voters Who Sent
Comments...
Kelly, Lake, Carol, Gene, Donna, Austin, Scholl, Kitty, Amanda, Mrs
SteveO, Gwenda
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Cooking With Kelly From
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Henry Besselsen, Jill Besselsen, Jon
Besselsen, Natalie Besselsen, Bobby Brookfield, Charlie
Brookfield, Rob Brookfield, Sara Brookfield, Nolan
Campbell, Elias Chapa, Claire Coles, Lauren Coles, Nate
Coles, Nick Fargo, Anna Lambert, Terry Lambert, Chris
Love, Emily Love, Iris Love, Scarlet Love, Erin Marion,
Kayleigh Marion, Mackenzie Marion, Scott Marion, Alexa
McCarty, Amanda McCarty, Amanda McCarty, Ash McCarty,
Audri McCarty, Austin McCarty, Brad McCarty, Braxton
McCarty, Brayden McCarty, Chris McCarty, Cooper
McCarty, Gina McCarty, Gray McCarty, Jenna McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Kevin McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Luke
McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Megan McCarty, Mia McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Missy McCarty, Olivia McCarty, Ryan McCarty, Sara
McCarty, Stephanie McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ted McCarty,
Tabor Smyth |
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