Hello Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is Bob “Summer in the City” Hope and it has been a great summer so far.
Did you see the Video of the McCarty House on Sussex getting the front torn off by a pick-up truck? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a front come off like that since
the Super Bowl and Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction. Isn’t that wild?
How about that Representative Anthony Weiner resigning after tweeting photos on the Internet? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen anybody put that many pictures of their junk on the Internet since Kathlene McCarty put her furniture on Craig’s List. Isn’t that something?
And did you see those riots in Vancouver after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen Canadians that angry since they cancelled Mr. Dress-Up. Isn’t that wild?
And how about the Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks winning the NBA Title? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen a Cuban so happy since Ricky Ricardo sang
Bob-A-Loo? Isn’t that something?
And how about that Lauren McCarty’s Wedding in Nashville and the trip to the Wild Horse Saloon, wasn’t that something? Kelly McCarty says he hasn’t had that much fun watching cowboys dance since the Village People Movie. Isn’t that wild?
And how about those McCartys line dancing at the Wild Horse Saloon? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so many left feet since Princess Di was fighting to remove old land mines. Isn’t that something?
And did you see all those staggering drunk people at the supposedly “dry wedding”? Wasn’t that something? I have seen cowboys having that much trouble walking since “Brokeback Mountain.” Isn’t that wild?
And how about New York passing Gay Marriage? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen New York lesbians so happy since they put up lights at the softball fields. Isn’t that something?
Good Night Ladies and Gentlemen, and have a great summer!
