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You live in a one-story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
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I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
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Turn me on my side, and I am everything. Cut me in half, and I am nothing. What am I?
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How can 8 + 8 = 4? Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Oh, Honey...you look good enough to eat! -Donna
HOLY CRAP!!!! -Kitty
Damn you Soupy Sales! -Rick
Pee Wee Herman came sooner than expected. (sorry for working blue) -Lake
The face Brad
Savage's nipple makes when the semi-annual chest shave rolls around. -Steve
Rough night! -Mary-Jo
Gather around children, and let me tell you the story of Soupy Sales. -Mike
Julia Childs forgetting to put the lid on the blender. -Lake
HELLOOO! (Happy Hair Production of Mrs. Doubtfire) -Kelly
Brad Savage showing off his skin moisturizing regiment. -Larry
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MCCARTY METRO
ASKS "WHY"?
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| Hawaiian
Punch |
| Congrats: Donna, Gina, Gene, Rick, Scholl, Tim, Mary-Jo, Rebecca, William, Margaret |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
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There
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Want
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Paperclip |
Mandan, North Dakota |
| Congrats: SteveO,
Lake |
Congrats: Donna, Epic Fail Guy, Scholl, SteveO, William, Kathy, Tim, Mary-Jo, Lake |
Congrats: Gene,
SteveO |
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Last
Month's Poll Results
WHAT
ARE YOUR FAVORITE
BASEBALL MOVIE OF ALL
TIME
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Responses In Order Of Votes Were...
Field of Dreams,
The Sandlot, A League of Their Own,
The Natural, The Rookie, It Happens Every Spring,
Little Big League, Rookie of the
Year, Baseball (Ken Burns), 42, Eight Men Out,
The Babe, Pride of the Yankees, Bad News Bears
Thank
You To Our Voters...
Gina, Kitty, Gene, Rick, Epic Fail Guy, Scholl, Mary-Jo, Mike, Linda, Lake
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Austin McCarty, Gina McCarty, Kelly
McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty,
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