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You're driving a bus that picks up elves. On the first stop, you pick up four elves with blue eyes. The second, you pick up six elves with brown eyes. On the third, you pick up ten elves with green eyes. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
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Santa Claus' mother
actually had three children. The first child was named Kris. The second was named
Noel. What was the name of the third?
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5.
Reindeer is spelled R-E-I-N-D-E-E-R. Can you spell that without using an
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Twins!
-Elias
The morning after...
-Donna
Twins?
-Lake
"Gee,
Dad! Quit reminding me about the Metro deadline?" -Mike
Austin
looking a little rough in Vegas! -Bob
Wait
a second Brad... YOU have a friend???? -Kelly
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What
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| CHOPPER |
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No one got it correct |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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I
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| Coke
Ad w/ Mean Joe Greene |
IHOP
restaurant sign |
Philadelphia
Zoo |
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Speed |
Congrats: SteveO,
Rick M, David H |
Congrats: Rick
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Last
Month's Poll - One Hit Wonders
We wanted to know from you, what were
your favorite One Hit Wonder of all-time.
Thank you Brad, Rick, Matt, Mike, Bob, and
Chris for your submissions...
Dexy's
Midnight Runners (Come on Eileen), Toni
Basil (Mickey), Brownsville Station (Smoking in the Boys Room),
House Of Pain (Jump Around), Tommy Tutone
(867-5309/Jenny), Rob Base & DJ Eazy
Rock (It Takes Two), Vanilla Ice (Ice Ice Baby),
The Capitols (Cool Jerk), Mountain
(Mississippi Queen), The Surfaris (Wipe
Out), The Knack (My Sharona), Shocking
Blue (Venus), Terry Jacks (Seasons In The
Sun)
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Merry Christmas from Mom
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I have lots of
friends on Facebook
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Sad but
delicious day on Sesame Street
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it through the grapevine
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yours quick. They are selling out fast!
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you very much!
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lineup
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Naughty &
Nice list in 2024
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hired a political consultant
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Bob Balch, Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Kelly
McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty,
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