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(When they start the IV) – “Do you want Gray Goose or is the house Vodka OK?”
(As they pull the thermometer from my mouth) – “It looks like you are a quart low”
(As they start the Chemotherapy) – “Next time wear a mask and we will call you Chemo
Sabe.”
”We are going to change the name of checking your prostate to a
MAN-ogram.”
“Just be glad you don’t have Colon Cancer. That’s a pain in the ass.”
(When the nurse changed my IV) – If anybody asks, you can now tell people you went to an I.V. League School. |
