Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Trick or Treat” Hope, and I wanna tell you it has been a wild a wacky month with those McCartys.

How about Steve McCarty and UHY gang being in New York City for The UHY Awards Dinner? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen accountants that nervous in the Big Apple since John Gotti’s tax returns were audited. Isn’t that something?

And how about Megan McCarty taking freshmen classes at Michigan State University. Isn’t that wild? Megan wanted to know if she could get Foreign Language credit for eating at Lipuma’s Coney Island in Rochester. Isn’t that something? 

And Steve & Kristen saw Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band perform the last show at the Palace of Auburn Hills. Wasn’t that wild? A lot of people don’t know that “Against the Wind” was inspired by one of Aretha Franklin’s farts. Isn’t that something?

How about the Red Wings opening up at the new Little Caesars Arena? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many “bad checks” on Woodward Avenue since Kwame Kilpatrick went shopping at J.L. Hudson's. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Pigskin Pick’em on the McCarty Metro. Isn’t that something. I haven’t seen so many people people with bad records since the Bradric Records reunion? Isn’t that wild?

And how about Larry going to Grandparents Day at a Tennessee Elementary School? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen an old guy with so many young people since Woody Allen’s wedding. Isn’t that something?

How about Kathlene and Dana McCarty attending “Hamilton” in Los Angeles? Wasn’t that something? Dana hasn’t been this excited to see a historical figure since someone snuck Sam Adams Beer into a graduation party. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty emceeing the Box City event to benefit the Homeless in Santa Clarita. Isn’t that wild? This is happiest the homeless have been since Ralph’s Grocery Stores got new shopping carts. Isn’t that something?

How about Jerry McCarty getting his 3rd Infusion of Uranium. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone react that bad to a shot since the Zapruder Film. Isn’t that wild?

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