.
Click To Search The Metro

.

DATELINE: ROYAL OAK, MICHIGAN

Please join us for the Ninth Annual DMGC Texas Holdem Event being held on Tuesday, February 23, 2016 at the Ironwood Grill at Emagine in Royal Oak, Michigan, in honor of Dan McCarty.

Registration is a 6pm with the cards flying promptly at 7. Prizes to the winners, and all proceeds go to UHY Cares, who assist 150 local charities in and around Metro Detroit. Email Jessica Dalessandro at dalessandro@uhy-us.com or call (586) 843-2507 to save your spot! 

Click here to download the flyer with more information.
.

.
.

.

DATELINE: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS

The McCarty brothers annual trek to Las Vegas took place from January 13-17. Attending were Jerry, Kelly, Steve, Rick, Larry, and pal (brotha) Robert on the trip. The guys did a pod cast from Rick's Martini Bar, and played lots and lots of Mississippi Stud, Let It Ride, Black Jack, Craps, and Roulette. A great time was had by all. The best moment on the entire trip was..... GOTCHA!!! Whatever happened in Vegas MUST stay in Vegas. I believe it is a law or something like that. And one thing I learned while out there... Did you know they have shows in Vegas???

. .
View from my 'High Roller' suite Lar... Before it started getting a little warm in the casino
. .
Lar, Steve, Jer, Rick, and Kelly @ the black jack table It's the 70's in old Vegas
.

DATELINE: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

On February 10th, Bernie & Barbara will be married 54 years. Barbara is still getting chemo every Monday. February 1, she will be on #68. Barbara says, "The only trips we take are to chemo and Doctors."

ED NOTE: On behalf of the McCarty Metro... A very happy anniversary to you both. You are always in our thoughts!

.

AROUND THE HORN...
AWARD SEASON

Forget the Oscars, Emmys and Golden Globes.... The McCarty Metro's own Jerry McCarty was honored with 7 Awards for Community Service at the Hart School District Meeting, including 2 from both houses of the California Legislature and 1 from L.A. County. Congratulations Jerry!

SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY

Hil Lynch stayed with Larry and Gina as she traveled down south to Florida. While in Nashville, the three of them enjoyed oysters at "The Southern" restaurant, dinner at Acme Feed & Seed, and finished up with a wonderful dessert at the piano bar at Maggiano's. All had a great time.

SOUL TRAIN

Bobby Brookfield took his first train ride ever. Shown below is Bobby turning in his ticket to go on The Polar Express. Dad and Mom were there for support. Congratulations Bobby!

PRINCESS IN THE PALACE

On December 4, Jenna McCarty performed at the Palace of Auburn Hills during a Detroit Piston basketball game. Here she is on the Palace-vision big screen. Great job, Jenna.

DATELINE: MICHIGAN

Metro readers, don't forget, Groundhog Day is Feb. 2 and Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) is just one week later on February 9. These two days are unusually close this year due to the very early Lent -- yes, Ash Wednesday is February 10. Remember the legends: A) If a groundhog sees its shadow, that means six more weeks of winter. B) If you can't see your entire shadow late on Fat Tuesday, that means six weeks of dieting. HUH?!?!

DATELINE: CARIBBEAN SEA

Kelly & Margaret took a Royal Caribbean cruise in January to celebrate Margaret's birthday. The couple flew down to Tampa on New Year's Day, and spent the night. The next morning, they went to the docks, and boarded the Brilliance Of The Seas oceanliner. It was a 5 day cruise, with stops in Costa Maya, Mexico, and Cozumel, Mexico. It was a great time on board. They dined nightly with the Ellis family from Indiana. The 5 quickly became good friends, and along with the fabulous food, dinner time was a nightly highlight. The shows on board were wonderful, and the weather off board (although there were a few drops of rain here and there) cooperated. 

Margaret In Cozumel Our Troublemaking Dinner Friends From Indiana
. .
Margaret Meets A Friend? Even The Bats Had Sunglasses
. .
13 Floors Of Fun On The Ship They Had The Christmas Tree Still Up Scenic Shot Of The Sea And Sky

DATELINE: WINTER STORM JONAS

Winter storm Jonas hit the U.S. with a vengeance, dumping several feet of snow in it's path. Here are some of the Metro subscribers documented this devastating weather phenomenon. Who do you think had it worse...

Chris "Billy Bob" plowing out in Maryland Gina in Tennessee shares her unusual sight Megan & Jenna putting up with the storm in Florida

.

Early in December, an old Granny told her neighbor "I'm thinking that all of my kids and grandkids will visit me over the holidays". The neighbor responded "Why would you think that -- they never come to see you"... But sure enough, throughout the holidays Granny had cars in her driveway every day with visitors galore.

Curious, the neighbor asked... "What did you say to get them to come over?" 

Granny responded "I didn't say a word.  I just mailed them all checks, but didn't sign any of them."

DATELINE: MCCARTY METRO ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

BREAKING NEWS.....
SARAH PALIN HAS
RELEASED A STATEMENT
IN SUPPORT OF
DONALD TRUMP
.

DATELINE: WASHINGTON, DC

In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and, in fact, dismissive of Israel, today President Obama announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity to and empathy with the Israeli people. Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have volunteered to perform the circumcision.

.

PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES
.
Here are some of the travel destinations this past month from our readers.
.
 Jerry, Larry, Robert, Steve, Rick and Kelly traveled to Las Vegas
 Larry traveled to Denver for a few days before VBV
Kelly & Margaret traveled on a Royal Caribbean cruise to Mexico
Steve, Kristen, Megan and Jenna traveled to Florida for the holidays

 Austin traveled to Dallas, Texas to watch the Michigan State / Alabama Cotton Bowl game

Did you go on a trip or vacation? Send us your destination and pix to mccartymetro@gmail.com

.

Dear Editor: I've entered the McCarty Metro Biggest Loser competition and have a problem with the tips being offered. "Remove all unhealthy snacks from the house." I spent 2-weeks eating all the cookies, chips, and washing it down with SoCo. I haven't bought any more, yet I've gained 10 pounds. What gives? -Still Chubby after all these years

ED NOTE: Your reading too much into the tips. For example, the seafood diet DOES NOT mean, if you see food, you can eat it. Also, please remember that the older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Good Luck Chubs...

.

Dear Editor: I just finished reading the Christmas poem from the latest issue of the McCarty Metro. I found it quite entertaining to say the least. I was wondering if it would be possible to republish the "family picture" and add name tags to the snowmen. Is Baby Steve just a small single snowball on the ground or is he hiding in the back in Mom's arms? -Snowbody Knows

ED NOTE: I think you can see Steve in my Dad's snow balls

Dear Editor: Did you know Feb. 28 is National Tooth Fairy Day? Eight McCarty brothers got plenty of visits from the Tooth Fairy, most of them after Dad said, "Let me just take a look at your loose tooth." How much does a McCarty grandkid or great-grandkid get from the Tooth Fairy these days? -- Descendant of Dr. Coots, above Mac-O-Lac Paint Store, Detroit, Michigan

ED NOTE: Let's see... I got a quarter when I lost a tooth. My brother Larry funded his entire paper route with his teeth. My answer is if the McCarty grandkids or great grandkids are reading this, I think 100 bucks per tooth should be about right...

We always want to hear your questions, comments, rants, or editorials.
Just submit them anytime during the month to to mccartymetro@gmail.com for inclusion in the next issue.

.GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN - THOSE WHO HAVE PASSED AWAY SINCE THE LAST ISSUE


Robert Loggia, 85, American actor (Jagged Edge, Scarface, Big), Alzheimer's disease. John "Hot Rod" Williams, 53, NBA basketball player (Cleveland Cavaliers, Phoenix Suns), prostate cancer. Edmund Lyndeck, 90, singer and actor (Big Daddy, Scrooged, Road Trip). William Guest, 74, R&B singer (Gladys Knight & the Pips), heart failure. Jason Wingreen, 95, actor (Archie Bunker's Place) and voice actor (The Empire Strikes Back). Meadowlark Lemon, 83, Hall of Fame basketball player (Harlem Globetrotters). Dave Henderson, 57, baseball player (Seattle Mariners, Boston Red Sox, Oakland Athletics), heart attack. Lemmy, 70, rock musician (Motörhead), cancer. Howard Davis, Jr., 59, olympic boxer, lung cancer. Natalie Cole, 65, Grammy-winning singer ("Unforgettable) and actress, heart failure. Wayne Rogers, 82, actor (M*A*S*H, Cool Hand Luke, House Calls), complications from pneumonia. Pat Harrington Jr., 86, actor (One Day At A Time), Alzheimers disease. David Bowie, 69, musician, cancer. Alan Rickman, 69, actor (Die Hard, Harry Potter, Galaxy Quest). Rene Angelil, 73, husband and manager of Celine Dion, throat cancer. Glen Frey, 67, musician (Eagles). Dan Haggerty, 74, actor (Grizzly Adams), cancer. Dale Griffin, 67, musician (Mott The Hoople). Bill Plager, 70, hockey player (St. Louis Blues, Minnesota North Stars, Atlanta Flames). Robert Stigwood, 81, manager (Bee Gees, Cream) and film producer (Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Evita). David Margulies, 78, actor (Ghostbusters, The Sopranos). Ted Marchibroda, 84, football player (Pittsburgh Steelers, Chicago Cardinals) and coach (Baltimore Colts, Baltimore Ravens). Abe Vigoda, 94, actor (The Godfather, Barney Miller). 

AND FINALLY....  TRUE THAT!!!

THE McCARTY METRO WILL BE BACK ON YOUR CYBERPORCH IN MARCH

NEXT PAGE

.

The McCarty Metro - 9323 Sussex Avenue - Detroit, Michigan 48228

© 2015 Bradric Productions