Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Your Funny Valentine" Hope, and I wanna tell you it has been a wild and wacky winter with those McCarty’s.

How about 5 McCarty’s playing Black Jack all at once in Las Vegas? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many busts since “Showgirls”. Isn’t that something?

How about that Rick McCarty’s big win playing Let it Ride? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone running around with that many Chips since the Better Made Factory was looted. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty hitting big in Mississippi Stud? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone that happy to see 3 Queens since Elton John went in the Hot Tub in the Bellagio. Isn’t that something?

How about all of that snow in Tennessee? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many flakes in Tennessee since Al Gore’s Birthday Party. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Kelly McCarty going on a Cruise to Mexico and eating 5 Burritos? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a disaster with gas on a ship like that since the Exxon Valdez. Isn’t that something?

How about Kelly & Margaret McCarty going to the RV Show? Wasn’t that something? Kelly hasn’t been that happy to see a 5th Wheel since John Russo. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Amanda McCarty drinking wine and painting a cow? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen drunken cow art like that since Adele’s latest album. Isn’t that something?

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