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WITH JER
METRO
READERS FIGHTING CANCER
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David
Lipinski
Barbara
Calati Guzdial
Barbara
Calati
Jerry
McCarty |
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CANCER CHARITIES
YOU CAN SUPPORT
American
Cancer Society
St.
Judes Children’s Research Hospital
Susan
G. Komen Breast Cancer Center
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Cancer
is not funny, but life sure is. I
was diagnosed with Spinal Cancer in December, 2015 and here’s
some funny things that happened in the last month...
  
Because
of Blood Clots in my legs, I had to have 2 shots in stomach...
Nurse:
“OK, I’m going to clean off your tummy and your gonna
feel a little prick.”
Me: “Justin Beiber
is a little prick. That’s
a huge needle!”
In
Las Vegas with my brothers...
Me:
“I’m taking hormones and now only shave every other
day”
Kelly: (feeling my cheek) “Wow, that is smooth.
Steve! Come
here and feel Jerry’s face!”
Steve: “Nice, that
‘s like a baby’s behind!”
In
the Hospital, getting an Ultrasound (While Nurse is putting that
Gel on me)...
Me:
“We’re really hoping for twins, but don’t tell me
if it’s a boy or a girl, I want to be surprised”.
At
Home...
Me:
“The Chemotherapy gives me gas and makes me fart a lot,
but they don’t smell”
Kathlene: “I think the Cancer has spread to your nose, because
they smell terrible”
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