FORMS
With
every doctor I visit, they make me fill out forms.
As a McCarty, I am really confused that they use ¾
of the page to me if I’ve had a bunch of diseases that I
can’t even pronounce, but only a 1 inch square to write
the names of my siblings.
OH
YEAH... THERE'S THAT!
Doctor
(reviewing my health form):
Wow, you don’t smoke or drink, and your blood
pressure is great. You
are in perfect health.
.
Me:
Well, except for the incurable bone cancer.
.
Doctor:
Oh yeah, there is that.
.
WORDS
I
did get some good news this month.
I visited a doctor at UCLA who told me that
although bone cancer is incurable, I could live for
decades. Prior
to that, my oncologist had told me that 75% of people with
bone cancer die within 5 years.
They may mean the same thing, but I like the UCLA
doctor better and fired my oncologist.
.
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