Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Jingle Bells” Hope and I want to tell you it is going to be a wild and wacky Christmas season in 2016 with the McCartys.

How about that Mike McCarty getting a pacemaker last month? Wasn’t that something? Mike hadn’t seen an irregular beat like that since Bradley Mathers tried to play “Wipe Out”. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Jenna and Steve McCarty taking a limo to the Hob Nobble Gobble? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything that long and white in Detroit since Darko Milicic. Isn’t that something?

And how about Donald Trump winning the State of Michigan? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen the Polls that wrong in Michigan since the Smylnyckys thought if they sat in their lawn chairs on the property line, Bob McCarty would quit watering the grass. Isn’t that wild?

How about Kelly and Margaret going to see the Pistons lose? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen anyone that disappointed at the Palace since Anne Boleyn. Isn’t that something?

How about Larry McCarty going to South Point Casino in Las Vegas for work. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that much gambling involving a Car Wash since DJ tried to fix his windshield with duct tape. Isn’t that wild?

And Jerry McCarty was in Las Vegas last month also and played video poker. Isn’t that wild? That’s the first time he’s seen 2 Queens on a video screen since Queen Elizabeth knighted Elton John. Isn’t that something?

Did you see those photos of Chris McCarty’s ankle sprain? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything that black and blue in Oregon since the protesters found a Trump voter in Portland. Isn’t that something?

I hope you all have a great holiday and....

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