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By Mike McCarty

This much we do know: Spring training begins this month. Pitchers and catchers report Feb. 12, and the first full-squad workout is three days later. The question: In the 2013 season, will the  Detroit Tigers win the division? An American League pennant? The World Series. The answer is "yes."

But how will the Tigers do on individual stats? We can predict based on Tigers announcers/motor-mouths  Mario Impemba and Rod Allen's curious grammar, fractured cliches and arcane baseball lingo.

So let's get started....

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