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Hello Ladies and
Gentlemen. It has been a wild winter around the McCarty
household.
How about that Jerry McCarty interviewing Bill Mumy from Lost in Space for two hours? Wasn’t that wild? Jerry hasn’t talked to a 60’s Space Cadet for that long since he talked to Weed Jim about rolling doobies. Isn’t that something?
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Did you see the those photos of Kelly, Larry, and Steve McCarty going to a Las Vegas Night Club wearing silk shirts? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen brothers more likely to strike out since the Niekros. Isn’t that wild?
How about that Larry McCarty winning big on Mississippi Stud? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone that happy to see a Queen since Kelly and Margaret got tickets to Elton John. Isn’t that something?
How about that Evan McCarty getting braces? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty with that much metal in his mouth since Dr. Coots run out of lead fillings on Larry McCarty. Isn’t that wild?
How about that Jerry McCarty getting snowed at the Airport in China. Isn’t that wild? That’s the longest Jerry has been grounded since he broke Irene Joswak’s basement window. Isn’t that something?
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Did you see the
photo of Jerry, Bob, and Carl on the Tonight Show?
Wasn't that something?
I haven't seen 3 Bigger Asses on NBC since Facts of Life Season
7. Isn't that wild?
How about Steve McCarty getting a Crystal Trophy award for his charity work? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen Steve so proud of an achievement since got an award from Lechters for selling the most
Melon Ballers. Isn’t that something?
Stay Warm, and Good night Ladies and
Gentlemen,
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