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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen this is Bob “March Madness” Hope and I wanna tell you I'm
getting ready for a wild and wacky month.
How about that Brad McCarty and Valerie Bain getting engaged? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything that exciting in Columbus since Woody Hayes hit a freshman. Isn’t that wild?
And how about that Mike and Karen going to a bunch of cities in Germany? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen any McCarty that interested in Cologne since Kelly McCarty dowsed himself in English Leather. Isn’t that something?
How about that Dan McCarty Poker Tournament. Isn’t that something? I don’t want to say they are bad gamblers, but I haven’t seen anyone go “all in” with 2 Queens since George Michael was at a West Hollywood Bath House. Isn’t that wild?
Did you see that Jerry McCarty’s photos from the Hollywood Collector’s Show? Weren’t they wild? I haven’t seen so many washed up people since that Italian Cruise Ship sank. Isn’t that something?
How
about Jerry going to the Oscars? Isn’t that something? I
haven’t seen a McCarty on that much Red Carpet since Dennis McCarty got
a nosebleed. Isn’t that wild?
How
that Snow Day for Megan & Jenna McCarty? Isn’t that wild?
I haven’t seen that much white in the Twin Lakes subdivision since
before Tacheon Prince moved in? Isn’t that something?
And how about the same-sex marriage dispute out in California. Isn't that something? I haven't seen such a dispute between factions since the 1968 feud between the Banana Splits and the Sour Grapes. Isn't that wild?
And how about that waterfall in Yosemite that resembles lava at sunset. Isn't that something. I haven't seen such a resemblance to hot lava since the McCarty's bedroom floor with kids jumping from furniture to bed. Isn't that wild.
I know Obama has been avoiding meetings with Israeli governmental figures,
but how about that Netanyahu to meet with Obama on March 5. I haven't seen such an anticipated meeting since the person in apartment 4b of the Kings Arms apartments in Detroit finally met with newsboy Larry to
finally pay him for the paper.
And how about that March Madness coming up. Isn't that wild? Since there
are no big names in the field, I haven't seen so little excitement from
the fans since the Sus-Comb 500. Isn't that something?
And how about those gas prices on the rise again. I haven't seen gas cost that much since Taco Bell introduced the Taco Bell Salsa Roja Tortada.
Isn't that wild? Speaking of Taco Bell. How about the report that they don't use actual beef in their food. Isn't that
wild? Tell me something I didn't know, like Mom McCarty actually used
beef in her hamburger and noodles back when feeding 10 on a cop salary.
Isn't that something?
Good
night ladies and gentlemen.
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