The McCarty Metro - Family Phun Page

AN OPTICAL ILLUSION

Do you see a cat or a mouse?

DEFINITIONS

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

OLD: I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!

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METRO BOGGLE
Find 6 things you would find at a school.

U	S	N	E	P
K	N	E	A	S
L	O	T	C	R
A	Y	D	H	E
H	A	E	O	O
C	R	S	K	B

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HOW TO PLAY BOGGLE: Search for words that can be constructed from the letters of adjacent cubes, where "adjacent" cubes are those horizontally, vertically or diagonally neighboring. Words must be at least three letters and may include singular or plural separately, but may not use the same letter cube more than once per word.

BUTTERS CAT HUMOR

1. R A N M I I T
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2. L Y L E K

3. J A B O N

4. F R A S C T

5. T I R O D E

WHERE JOCKO LIKES TO PICK UP CHICKS?

THE 7 ERRORS
Find seven differences between these two pictures.
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BRAD & AUSTIN'S ART GALLERY

WHAT YOU NEED:

Cardstock
Ribbon
Fonts: CK Cursive and CK Roxy;
Adhesive
Aluminum foil
Hershey's Kisses
Rolos

WHAT TO DO:

Cut 31/2" x 41/2" piece of yellow cardstock. Score lines lengthwise every VA".

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Trim one short edge using pinking shears. Wrap cardstock around package of Rolos, pinked side towards the bottom.
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Wrap 31/2" x %" piece of pink cardstock around top end of Rolos. Cut circle from pink cardstock the same size as top of Rolos, to create the eraser top. Adhere in place.
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Adhere 31/s" x %" piece of aluminum foil around the seam where yellow and pink cardstocks meet.
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Adhere Hershey's Kiss to bottom of Rolos for pencil point.
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AUNTIE MARGARET SEZ: Give your kid's essential writing tool a tasty twist. Everyone will be asking for more of these sweet treats!

METRO FLASH GAME OF THE MONTH - MONKEY GO HAPPY
Use your mouse to click on things to solve the puzzles and make your monkey happy