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  • DATELINE: WESTERVILLE, OHIO
    Subscriber Pat Dohring reports that Kitty Gereg's son Bud just had bypass surgery (5 bypasses of the heart). Please keep him in your prayers for a full recovery. If you would like to send get well wishes, his address is:

Bud Gereg
6906 Spring Run Drive
Westerville, Ohio 43082
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  • DATELINE: YOUR MONEY
    How to Maximize Your Tax Dollars

    Updated: Monday, 26 Jul 2010, 8:40 AM
    Published : Monday, 26 Jul 2010, 8:40 AM

    (myFOXDetroit.com Staff Reports)

    Are you making the most out of your tax dollars? Steve McCarty of UHY Advisors is sharing tips on how to maximize your money by taking advantage of tax savings. Visit www.uhy.com  for more information as well.

  • DATELINE:  GLOUCESTER, MASSACHUSETTS
    The editor of the Metro and his family took a well deserved vacation to Gloucester, MA. Along with kayaking, whale watching, resting, and relaxing, Brad, Austin, Margaret and Kelly got to spend some quality time with fellow readers and Rzepka family members including Chris, Bev, Tina and Matt Rzepka, and Margaret's sister Marianne, and of course Chuck, Jane, and Adam Rzepka along with Adam's gal-pal Amanda. Editor Kelly McCarty reports "We had a WHALE of a time!" You can see more pics and highlites on the vacation page in this month's McCarty Metro.

The travels saw over 30 whales on the trip Sunset on the Atlantic
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The group enjoys some dinner and conversation Austin grabs some rays


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more!

Metro investigative reporter Gerry Bufalini reports that it is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: 

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"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

                    

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After his appearance with Murray Feldman on Fox 2 News, Steve McCarty volunteered to teach a class on finance at Megans' middle school, but the Principal showed no interest.

When thousands of dollars  worth of drugs went missing from the medical center, Officer Rick McCarty took the case. He finally found drugs in the DD-cup bra of a nurse leaving her shift at the hospital. Rick told reporters that he considered it "A very impressive bust!"

Evan McCarty reports that he wanted to purchase some camouflage pants at Wal-Mart for school but try as he may, he just couldn't find any.

Dana McCarty's first report this school year was on Mahatma Gandhi. She talked about how Ghandi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. Dana reported that he also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. Dana summed it up that Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

  • DATELINE: STORM STORIES
    On Thursday, August 19th, storms rolled through southeast Michigan causing 2 reported tornado touch downs. The first one touched down at 22 Mile and Hayes Road, about a half-mile from Mom's house. It rolled south down Hayes causing roofs to be blown off, fences pulled up and downed trees. It touched down again at 15 Mile and Groesbeck, about 1 mile from the McCarty Metro HQ. Both aforementioned homes suffered no damage, and everyone is fine. The photo below was submitted by Kristen McCarty showing a full sized trampoline being launched from the back yard out to the street.

OTHER IMPORTANT METRO NEWS

  • DATELINE: ARCHEOLOGICAL FIND
    In an history archeological find, diggers on the McCarty Metro back 40 found what they believe to be a 30 year old PacMan skull. The team is pleased with the find, but say they will not rest until they find Ms PacMan

  • DATELINE: CHRISTMAS IN JULY
    McCarty Metro economic correspondent, Margaret McCarty, shares with our readers the newest must-have item for Christmas shoppers. It is "Pickle Me Elmo". It comes fully pickled.

  • DATELINE SUMMER WEDDINGS
    The McCarty Metro is proud to announce the following couples who were joined in wedded matrimony over the summer. 
    ED NOTE: Thank goodness we have no photos of the reception

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Four Months to Go Until The Largest Tax Hikes in History

In just four months, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves on January 1, 2011: 

First Wave: Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief

In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. These will all expire on January 1, 2011: Personal income tax rates will rise. The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed). The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent. All the rates in between will also rise. Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates. The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:

- The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
- The 25% bracket rises to 28%
- The 28% bracket rises to 31%
- The 33% bracket rises to 36%
- The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%

Higher taxes on marriage and family. The “marriage penalty” (narrower tax brackets for married couples) will return from the first dollar of income. The child tax credit will be cut in half from $1000 to $500 per child. The standard deduction will no longer be doubled for married couples relative to the single level. The dependent care and adoption tax credits will be cut. The return of the Death Tax. This year, there is no death tax. For those dying on or after January 1 2011, there is a 55 percent top death tax rate on estates over $1 million. A person leaving behind two homes and a retirement account could easily pass along a death tax bill to their loved ones. Higher tax rates on savers and investors. The capital gains tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 20 percent in 2011. The dividends tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 39.6 percent in 2011. These rates will rise another 3.8 percent in 2013.

Second Wave: Obamacare

There are over twenty new or higher taxes in Obamacare. Several will first go into effect on January 1, 2011. They include: The “Medicine Cabinet Tax” Thanks to Obamacare, Americans will no longer be able to use health savings account (HSA), flexible spending account (FSA), or health Page 2 of 2 reimbursement (HRA) pre-tax dollars to purchase non-prescription, over-the-counter
medicines (except insulin). The “Special Needs Kids Tax” This provision of Obamacare imposes a cap on flexible spending accounts (FSAs) of $2500 (Currently, there is no federal government limit). There is one group of FSA owners for whom this new cap will be particularly cruel and onerous: parents of special needs children. There are thousands of families with special needs children in the United States, and many of them use FSAs to pay for special needs education. Tuition rates at one leading school that teaches special needs children in Washington, D.C. (National Child Research Center) can easily exceed $14,000 per year. Under tax rules, FSA dollars can be used to pay for this type of special needs education. The HSA Withdrawal Tax Hike. This provision of Obamacare increases the additional tax on non-medical early withdrawals from an HSA from 10 to 20 percent, disadvantaging them relative to IRAs and other tax-advantaged accounts, which remain at 10 percent. 

Third Wave: The Alternative Minimum Tax and Employer Tax Hikes

When Americans prepare to file their tax returns in January of 2011, they’ll be in for a nasty surprise—the AMT won’t be held harmless, and many tax relief provisions will have expired. The major items include: The AMT will ensnare over 28 million families, up from 4 million last year. According to the left-leaning Tax Policy Center, Congress’ failure to index the AMT will lead to an
explosion of AMT taxpaying families—rising from 4 million last year to 28.5 million. These families will have to calculate their tax burdens twice, and pay taxes at the higher level. The AMT was created in 1969 to ensnare a handful of taxpayers. Small business expensing will be slashed and 50% expensing will disappear. Small businesses can normally expense (rather than slowly-deduct, or “depreciate”) equipment purchases up to $250,000. This will be cut all the way down to $25,000. Larger businesses can expense half of their purchases of equipment. In January of 2011, all of it will have to be “depreciated.” Taxes will be raised on all types of businesses. There are literally scores of tax hikes on business that will take place. The biggest is the loss of the “research and experimentation tax credit,” but there are many, many others. Combining high marginal tax rates with the loss of this tax relief will cost jobs. Tax Benefits for Education and Teaching Reduced. The deduction for tuition and fees will not be available. Tax credits for education will be limited. Teachers will no longer be able to deduct classroom expenses. Coverdell Education Savings Accounts will be cut. Employer-provided educational assistance is curtailed. The student loan interest deduction will be disallowed for hundreds of thousands of families. Charitable Contributions from IRAs no longer allowed. Under current law, a retired person with an IRA can contribute up to $100,000 per year directly to a charity from their IRA. This contribution also counts toward an annual “required minimum distribution.” This ability will no longer be there.
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GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN IN JULY, 2010

Don (Air) Coryell, 85, football coach (San Diego Chargers, St. Louis Cardinals). Bob Probert, 45, hockey player (Detroit Red Wings, Chicago Blackhawks), suspected heart attack. George Steinbrenner, 80, baseball team owner (New York Yankees), heart attack. James Gammon, 70, actor (Major League, Nash Bridges), liver cancer. Ralph Houk, 90, baseball manager (New York Yankees, Detroit Tigers, Boston Red Sox), natural causes. Jac LeGoff, 87, Detroit news anchor for over 30 years, natural causes. Jack Tatum, 61, football player (Oakland Raiders), heart attack.

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN IN AUGUST, 2010

James Hunter, 56, former NFL football player (Detroit Lions), apparent heart attack. Patricia Neal, 84, actress, 1964 Academy Award winner (Hud), lung cancer. Bobby Thomson, 86, Scottish-born baseball player (Shot Heard 'Round the World), after long illness. Skandor Akbar, 75, professional wrestler and wrestling manager. 


AND FINALLY

DATELINE ON THE PA SYSTEM
'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

Robbie and Sara Brookfield were shopping in their local Wal-Mart in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Robbie picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asked Sara. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replied. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demanded Sara, and so they carried on shopping. A few aisles further on along Sara picked up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asked Robbie. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replied Sara. Robbie retorted: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' Then down he went. 

SEE YOU BACK IN OCTOBER


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