This is Bob “Halloween”
Hope and I want to tell you, Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a feeling that
it's going to be a
wild and wacky October.
I
hear that Evan McCarty is going to dress up as the Mad Hatter for
Halloween.Isn’t that
something?There hasn’t been
anybody that short and mad in the city of Los Angeles since Verne Troyer went into De-Tox.Isn’t that wild?
How
about Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford re-injuring his
shoulder?Wasn’t
that wild?I haven’t seen
anyone in
Detroit
hurt their shoulder so much since
Larry McCarty
quit playing on the swing set on Sussex.Isn’t that something?
Did
you that
Larry McCarty
dancing at the Duck Races?Wasn’t
that something?I
haven’t seen anyone in
Tennessee
look that awkwardsince Dolly
Parton tried to do push-ups.Isn’t
that wild?
And how
about that Steve McCarty having his picture on 8 billboards in the Metro
Detroit Area?Isn’t that wild?I have seen a headshot that many times since the Zebruter Film.Isn’t that something?
How about
that
Austin
McCarty driving from Detroit
to Columbus with just a Super Big Gulp?Wasn’t
that wild?I haven’t seen
anyone with that much Coke between their legs since Paris Hilton flew to Japan.Isn’t that something?
How about
that Hurricane Earl hitting the Massachusetts
Shore?Wasn’t that something?New England
hasn’t seen a bad wind like that since Kelly McCarty had 4 helpings of
Boston Baked Beans.Isn’t that
wild?
Good Night
ladies and gentlemen, and have a great Halloween.
