The McCarty Metro - A Bob Hope Special

This is Bob “Summer Lovin” Hope and I want to tell you ladies and gentlemen, there are some wild and wacky things coming up this month.

How about the 120 people that are planning on playing in Dan McCarty Golf tournament on June 5th? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many cheaters on one golf course since Tiger Woods played in a foursome with David Letterman, Jesse James, and John Edwards. Isn’t that wild?

And did you hear about that Sex and the City II Movie coming out? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t been that sick over a sequel since Brad Savage’s Utica Explodes II. Isn’t that something?

And did you see Mickey Roark playing a Nuclear Physicist in the Iron Man 2 Movie? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen someone that unbelievable in a job since Kelly McCarty became a Reverend. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that British Petroleum Oil Leak in the Gulf of Mexico? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen an Oil Spill that big since Larry sold his 74 Roadrunner. Isn’t that wild?

And did you read about that series of Earthquakes in Mexico? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen Mexican shaking that much since the Arizona State Police started patrolling around Home Depot. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that flood that Larry McCarty experienced in Nashville? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many wet Rednecks since Larry’s friends misunderstood the invitation for Sara’s Wedding Shower. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Art Theft of a Picasso and a Matise in France? Wasn’t that something? That’s the biggest crime in the Art World since Mike McCarty got a certificate for completing the John Nagey “Learn to Draw” Art Class. Isn’t that wild?

And how about those tensions between North and South Korea? Isn’t that wild? I have seen so much anger over a border since the Smylnycky’s put 2 x 4’s on the property line. Isn’t that something?

Thank you ladies & gentlemen and good night. I hope you all have a great month.