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3. A rancher had 500 cows and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
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4.
How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?
Answer
5. On which side of a chicken are there more feathers?
Answer
6.
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
Answer
7.
What has 4
letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but
never has 5.
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 I told you .... 'GET OVER IT"
For the umpteenth time, I don't need and extended vehicle warranty!!!
I will not learn to go potty!
Come quick ! I messed my pants
YOU
DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!
A
young Sam Kinnison hones his craft
"Hey, Editor,
If this caption doesn't win... well, DON'T MAKE ME
HAVE TO COME OVER THERE!"
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DID YOU
KNOW...
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Can
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MONTH'S ANSWER |
| Hardy
Har Har |
| Congrats:
Gene |
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| WHO
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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didn't need to bat to get to first! |
ewwww!?! |
It's
not the emerald isle |
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MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
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| Chef
Emeril Lagasse |
Salt
& Pepper |
North
Dakota |
| Congrats:
Gene |
Congrats:
Gene, Scholl |
Congrats: Steve,
Gene, Mike |
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If you have
a Who - What - Where photo for a future issue, feel free to submit
them (with answers) to me at mccartymetro@gmail.com
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In honor of Jerry's birthday, here is a video of
him and DJ in Los Angeles. I miss you
both!
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IRISH
PRISON
IN A
PICKLE?
CEDAR
POINT REALITY
DRIVING
THE SNAKES OUT
A LITTLE
SPLASH BACK
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CAMO
CUTE BABIES
TIE DYED
THEIR JUST
JEALOUS!
PHOTO BOMB?
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WATCH NETWORK NEWS AGAIN |
THE GOOD
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
The McCarty
Metro is a jigsaw puzzle, and its' success relies not only on our readers but also our
writers and contributors. I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Brian
McCarty, Gina McCarty, Larry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ann Marie Russo, Chris Rzepka, Phil
Ventura, Mike Wiacek |
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