Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob 'Firecracker' Hope, and I want to tell you it’s been a wild and wacky few months with the McCarty Family. Here’s some of the exciting things that have happened...

How about that Dana McCarty getting sick from drinking shots of Fireball on her 21st Birthday? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a shot cause that much damage since the Zebruiter Film. Isn’t that wild?

How about Rick McCarty going to Vegas for a seminar for “Water Cops”? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen Rick gamble that much with water since he dove into our 3-foot above ground pool on Sussex. Isn’t that something?

How about Austin McCarty going to Bonnaroo? Wasn’t that something? Austin hasn’t had that much fun in Tennessee since Larry McCarty’s Corn Hole Tournament. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty volunteering for a Cryogenic Cancer Treatment. Isn’t that wild? They told him that he has nothing to worry about because the worst thing to come out of the Frozen treatment was “Olaf the Snowman”. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty appearing on WCYT 99.5FM talking about the Detroit Music Scene? Wasn’t that something? Steve’s the first McCarty to be on the radio since the Shelby Shadow chased down a Trucker. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jenna McCarty’s Hip Hop Dance Recital? Wasn’t that wild? Her dad, Steve McCarty even brought some Faygo along so that she could Pop & Lock. Isn’t that something?

How about Mona and Al taking Ryan, Missy and family to a Disney Cruise? Wasn’t that something? Luke, Mia, and Brayden haven’t had that much fun with Goofy since they helped Grandpa Mike make his McCarty Metro Movie? Wasn’t that wild?

How about Chris and Amanda taking Kelly McCarty to Tumalo Falls for Father’s Day. Wasn’t that wild? Kelly hasn’t seen that much water since Cliff the Park Director at Coyle Park unplugged a fire hydrant for Street Showers? Isn’t that something?

How about Andy McCarty being featured on Baltimore Television as The Ghost acting like a homeless person? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a better actor from Baltimore since John Wilkes Booth. Isn’t that wild?

How about Megan McCarty eating a Snack Crate on Facebook Live with her cousins Lauren Staggs and Amanda McCarty? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything that exciting on Facebook since Mark Zuckerburg butt dialed one of the Winklevoss twins. Isn’t that something?

I hope you all have a Happy Fourth of July,  and... 

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