Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob 'Back to School' Hope. And I want to tell you that it is shaping up to be Wild and Wacky Fall. There have been lots of things happening with the McCartys.

How about Steve & Kristen building a new house? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen Steve that excited about picking out tiles since he played Wally Jankowski in Scrabble. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve hooking up with his friends from Ebeling Elementary School and talking about recess. Wasn’t that something? Steve hasn’t talked that much about “Tetherball” since his last Prostate Exam. Isn’t that wild? 

How about that solar eclipse? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many people wearing gigantic black sunglasses since the Shelby Crossings went on a field trip to get Cataract Checkups. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty watching the Eclipse in Tennessee with his special glasses. Wasn’t that wild? Larry stood so still looking at the sky that 4 people thought he was a confederate statue and tried to tear him down. Isn’t that something?

How about the California McCartys experiencing a partial eclipse? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many Californians afraid to look at an obscured circle since Kelly McCarty gave a “pressed ham” out the porthole of the Queen Mary. Isn’t that wild?

How about Kelly McCarty eating Clams in Massachusetts? Wasn’t that wild? The people that cleared his plate said they hadn’t seen that many discarded shells since Hurricane Sandy. Isn’t that something?

How about Kelly & Margaret taking Brad, Valerie, and their kids to the Detroit Zoo. Wasn’t that wild? Kelly hasn’t seen that many Cougars since Happy Hour at the Country Tavern. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty and his family winning the McCarty Metro Film Contest. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a disaster on film like that since the Titanic. Isn’t that wild?

How about Mike McCarty singing karaoke to Elvis’s “I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You”. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that Mike’s sing that low since he played in Jim Pass’s basement? Isn’t that wild?

Also, how about Mike McCarty playing guitar at the Bethlehem Intergenerational Center. Wasn’t that something? That’s the worst thing to happen in Bethlehem since the Three Wise Men got Camel-Jacked. Isn’t that wild?

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