Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Springtime" Hope, and I wanna tell you, it's been a busy month around the McCarty family...

How about Steve McCarty taking his nephews Brad and Austin to opening day for the Detroit Tigers? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a more popular uncle in Detroit since Uncle Kracker. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty singing Happy Birthday to Lauren from a German Beirgarten. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t enjoyed watching an American in German Bars since Hogan’s Heroes. Isn’t that something?

And how about all the questions Kristen McCarty is getting about her spring break trip to the Bahamas with Megan and Jenna? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone questioned that much about a Spring Break since Joran Van Der Sloot? Isn’t that wild?

How about that Steve McCarty taking Mom McCarty for McDonald’s Filet of Fish before the Stations of the Cross? Isn’t that wild? If they had McDonald’s in Jesus' time, there would be a station called “Jesus Burps for the Second Time”. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty going to opening day with Willie Lanier a former KC Football Player. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a more popular Chief in Detroit since John Nichols. Isn’t that wild?

How about Evan McCarty passing his Driver’s Test? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a bigger threat to Los Angeles drivers since El Nino. Isn’t that something?

How about Dana McCarty and her boyfriend Brady going to the La Brea Tar Pits. Wasn’t that something? They haven’t seen that many fossils since Kathlene’s Bunko Group in Valencia. Isn’t that wild?

How about Michael McCarty being heckled by an old lady at the Shelby Crossing Nursing Home while he was playing his guitar? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a poor confused old person physically restrained like that since the last United Airlines flight to Louisville. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Steve McCarty going to the last game at Joe Louis Arena? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a place with so many Red Wing memories go since they tore down Cheetah’s in Windsor. Isn’t that something?

How about the Brad Savage and the Cockroach Video “She’s Not Right” getting over 2,000 views in 24 hours? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything that bad go viral since Legionaire’s Disease. Isn’t that wild?

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