Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Firecracker” Hope and I want to tell you it’s been a wild and wacky summer.

How about that Brad Savage and the Cockroach Reunion coming up on August 12th? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many old men on a stage since reruns of Gunsmoke. Isn’t that something?

How about that everyone making movie trailers for the McCarty Metro Film Contest? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many rotten trailers since the last tornado touched down in South Lyon. Isn’t that wild?

And how about “Rick’s Martini Bar” celebrating their 250th Episode? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many washed up actors in one place since the Love Boat? Isn’t that something?

How about Steve and Kristen McCarty hosting a 4th of July Fireworks Extravaganza? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many explosions after dinner since Kelly had thirds on the baked beans. Isn’t that wild? 

How about that little Gray McCarty and Audriana McCarty being born? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen McCarty’s having a 2:00AM bottle since the “Vegas Baby Vegas” dudes got a table in the Caesar’s Palace Nightclub. Isn’t that something? 

And how about that Evan McCarty getting a virtual reality computer and playing racquetball. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anybody enjoy fake balls that much since Chaz Bono. Isn’t that wild?

Have a great summer, and...

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