Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I wanna tell ya it has been a wild and wacky Autumn so far. 

How about that Austin McCarty running in the Free Press Marathon. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty run that fast without a “smoker” chasing them. Isn’t that something?

How about the chilly temps and all that rain in Michigan on Halloween. Wasn't that something? I haven't seen that many cold and wet McCarty's since I watched all the ALS Ice-Bucket challenges on Facebook last year. Isn't that wild?

How about Mike McCarty throwing out his old Goalie Equipment. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen an old smelly wrinkled blocker like that since Jim Brandstatter. Isn’t that wild?

And I wanna tell you those pads were old? I haven’t seen anything that bad covered by Blood, Sweat, and Tears since “Got to Get You Into My Life” Isn’t that something?

How about Amanda McCarty leaving Victoria Secret to move to Raleigh? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen any body leave behind Women’s Underwear like that since Chaz Bono. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Margaret over the past year take a three week cross country car trip, two Mackinac Island trips, two trips out to Oregon. Wasn't that something?  I haven't seen anyone trippin that much since Lindsay Lohan back in 2007. Isn't that wild?

Hey. How about that Chris McCarty traveling from Oregon to play in a golf tournament in northern Michigan in October. I heard he wanted an advantage over the other golfers, so he bought a golf ball warmer. Isn't that wild. I haven't seen so many warm balls since Kelly's big bonfire at the Metro HQ. Isn't that something?

And how about all the candidates running for President for next year. Isn't that something? With Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders, everyone is talking about their hair. I haven't seen that as the main topic of discussion since Mike McCarty bent over and lost his toupee in the middle of the Craps table in Vegas. Isn't that wild?

How about all of the good wishes coming in for Larry & Gina’s engagement? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a couple from Tennessee with that much support since Dolly Parton’s boobs. Isn’t that wild?

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