Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Bob “Lazy, Crazy Days of Summer” Hope and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky summer so far.

How about Kelly McCarty winning Gull Lake? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone win anything by kicking that many balls since UFC XII. Isn’t that something?

And how about Steve, Kelly, Rambo, and the Holy Grail smoking cigars at Freedom Hill? Wasn’t that something? I haven't seen anything that stinky in Sterling Heights since Brad Savage and the Cockroaches played the Henry Ford II Little Theater. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Kelly & Margaret going to Jurassic World? Wasn’t that wild? Kelly & Margaret haven’t been that scared of being surrounded by a bunch of Prehistoric Beasts since they brought a coffee cake to Shelby Crossings. Isn’t that something?

And did you see the entries or the McCarty Metro Film Contest? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a family put out that much crap since the Duggar Family got diarrhea. Isn’t that wild?

And have how about Amanda McCarty going hang gliding? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty that thrilled with wings since Kelly McCarty went to Zehnders. Isn’t that something?

How about that 4th of July Fireworks party that Steve & Kristen are gonna hold? Isn’t that something? There are gonna be more fountains there than at the Bellagio. Isn’t that wild? 

And you can bet Steve will be doing lots of grilling for his nephews and nieces. Isn’t that wild? There’s gonna be more dogs laying around with just a couple bites out of them there than when Michael Vick’s place got raided. Isn’t that something?

Good Night and Thank You Ladies & Gentlemen, and have a great summer!!