Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Funny Valentine" Hope, and I wanna tell you, it has been a wild couple months in the McCarty households.

How about Kevin & Stephanie honeymooning in New Zealand? Wasn’t that something? Mike McCarty called Kevin a copycat because 33 years ago, he took Karen to Zeeland, Michigan. Isn’t that wild?

How about 7 McCarty's on the Trip to Vegas? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many chips lost since the Better Maid factory burnt down. Isn’t that something?

And how about Jerry McCarty making it to Vegas in under 3 Hours? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that much speed in Las Vegas since Elvis played the Sahara. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Kelly McCarty shaving his beard for Las Vegas? Wasn’t that wild? I having seen anyone lose a beard that quick since Tom Cruise divorced Katie Holmes. Isn’t that something?

And did you see the Vegas pictures Mike McCarty took with new flip phone? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone cut that many heads cut off since ISIS. Isn’t that wild?

How about Mike McCarty’s Toupee falling down on the Craps table? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that much hair in a Pit since Martina Navratalova’s underarms. Isn’t that something?

And did you hear Mike McCarty tried to bet $5 on a Hard 5? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen people laugh that much at a Hard 5 since Justin Bieber’s sexted Selena Gomez. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Austin McCarty playing Beer Pong at O’Shea's Bar in Las Vegas. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many white balls in cups at O’Shea’s since Mike McCarty’s Hockey practice at O'Shea Ice Arena. Isn’t that something?

Good Night Ladies & Gentlemen!

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