Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Back to School” Hope and I want to tell you, it has been a wild and wacky few months for the McCartys.

How about Margaret McCarty retiring from the Post Office? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone more happy to rid herself of letters since Vanna White quit Wheel of Forture. Isn’t that something?

How about Kelly McCarty getting admitted to hospital? Wasn’t that something? When he put on the hospital gown it was the 2nd Super Moon in August. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry and Gina going to Cancun? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone do that many Tequila Sunrises since the Eagles. Isn’t that something?

How about that Bobby Brookfield being a ring bearer at a wedding? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone with a flawless ring performance since Bart Conner. Isn’t that wild?

How about everyone at the Calati/McCarty Reunion talking about their health problems? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t heard that much Hip Talk since Timothy Leary was on the Lou Gordon Show. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Podcast with Brad Savage and Jerry McCarty talking about their “Favorite Pies”. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so much glowing talk about fruits since the Tony Awards. Isn’t that something?

How about that Megan McCarty and her lifeguard job at Twin Lakes. Isn't that something? I'm sure she did a great job, but I heard that in Words With Friends, her last 6 letters were C P R D O A. Isn't that wild?

Good Night Ladies and Gentlemen. Have a great September!

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