Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob (Boo!!) Hope, and I want to tell you it’s been a wild wacky fall with the McCarty’s.

How about that Pigskin Pick’em on the McCarty Metro? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so many bad picks since Mike McCarty played his banjo on the streets of Holland. Isn’t that something?

How about Mike McCarty’s Ice Bucket Challenge? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen Mike that cold and wet since he drove from Grand Rapids in a snowstorm using his sleeve as a windshield wiper. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Austin McCarty going to Shanghai, China? Wasn’t that something? He hasn’t seen that many Chins since the line outside the Home Town Country Buffet. Isn’t that wild?

How about Kristen McCarty helping raise money for Breast Cancer. Wasn’t that wild? That’s the most she’s done to support boobs since she kept score for Steve McCarty’s softball team. Isn’t that something?

How about Kevin McCarty loving all the things they got at Stephanie’s Bridal Shower. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a guy enjoy a shower that much since Jerry Sandusky. Isn’t that wild?

How about Steve McCarty & Austin McCarty going to Oregon to see Michigan State lose? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anybody that frustrated by Ducks since Elmer Fudd. Isn’t that something?

How about Chris McCarty taking Alexa bowling in Michigan? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen two McCarty’s that scared of an alley since the Mysterious Stone Thrower. Isn’t that something? 

How about Larry and Gina going to a German Octoberfest in Nashville. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many Steins in Tennessee since the Volunteers scrimmaged Baltimore Hebrew University. Isn’t that something?

Good Night Ladies & Gentlemen!!

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