Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Pilgrim” Hope. It has been a wild and wacky fall with the McCartys.

How about Kevin and Stephanie McCarty’s wedding at the Planterra Arboretum? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that much crying in the bushes since DJ got hit by a rock in the Coal Field. Isn’t that something?

How about all 7 McCarty Brothers coming to Kevin & Stephanie’s Wedding? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen Kevin say “Uncle” that many times since Erin put him in a Figure Four Leg Lock. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Amanda McCarty going to a Balloon Fiesta in New Mexico? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone look that out of place in Albuquerque since Bugs Bunny took a wrong turn. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve & Kristen McCarty pre-screening Megan’s Homecoming Dance date? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen two people do that much checking since Bob Probert and Joe Kocur. Isn’t that something?

How about Austin McCarty competing in the Detroit Marathon? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty run that fast through Detroit since Dennis McCarty missed the bus from Mackenzie High School. Isn’t that wild?

How about Missy McCarty performing in “Dancing with the Teachers?” Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty Shuffling in Michigan since Chris McCarty went to the Manistee Little River Casino. Isn’t that something?

And did you see Brad Savage, Eric Swan and Lake Speed’s acoustic version of “Swimming in the Secretarial Pool”? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen people that upset at anything unplugged since Terri Schiavo. Isn’t that wild?

Good Night Ladies & Gentlemen!!

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