Hello! This Bob “Valentine” Hope and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen it has been a wild and wacky winter so far around the McCarty households.

How about all that snow in Michigan? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen it that white in downtown Detroit since Jerome Cavanagh was Mayor. Isn’t that something?

And how about cold it has been for Margaret McCarty on her US Mail route? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a Michigander so sad about leaving the Heat since Juwan Howard didn’t get his contract renewed. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Megan McCarty getting her Driver’s Permit? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen Steve so worried about anyone driving since Mike McCarty shanked a golf ball into Ted Lindsay’s Gazebo. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Steve, Jerry, Kelly, and Larry McCarty going to Las Vegas? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so many chips disappear since Oprah toured the Pringles Factory. Isn’t that something?

Did you see that Developer Spotlight article on Austin McCarty? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen so much ink on a McCarty since Kelly had an accident with his Spirograph. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that DMGC Texas Hold’em Tournament coming up up on February 20th in Royal Oak? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so many people looking for a Flush in Royal Oak since the White Castle opened on 13 Mile. Isn’t that something?

Good night Ladies and Gentlemen and have a Happy February!!

.

Catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter
@bobhopeinheaven