Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Bob “Ho Ho” Hope here and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been a wild and wacky Holiday Season.

How about Larry and Jerry McCarty visiting Jay Leno’s Garage?  Wasn’t that wild?  Jerry hasn’t seen old heaps with that much work since he watch “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.  Isn’t that something?

How about Kelly & Margaret getting caught in a blizzard in Bend, Oregon.  Wasn’t that wild?  Margaret hasn’t seen that many flakes since she retired from the Post Office.  Isn’t that something?

And Kelly hasn’t seen that much Snow since he was trying to watch the blocked adult movies on ON-TV. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Jerry meeting with will.i.am in his studio? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty with a Black-Eyed Pea since Larry went to the Crackerbarrel Restaurant.  Isn’t that something?

How about the Governor of Michigan visiting Jerry McCarty’s company in China?  Wasn’t that something?  I haven’t seen a Michigan politician that interested in China since Coleman Young got a Gravy Boat for his Kruggerands. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Austin McCarty playing Beer Pong in Royal Oak? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a guy enjoy raising a cup with one ball since Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France. Isn’t that wild?

Good Night Ladies & Gentlemen, and Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to all!

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