Hello Ladies and Gentleman. This Bob “Gobble Gobble” Hope here and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been a wild and wacky fall for the McCarty’s.

How about Steve McCarty having an advertisement on the radio? Isn’t that something? I haven’t heard anything that interesting on the radio since the test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Luke McCarty being “Bowler on the Week” at Hudsonville Lanes. I haven’t seen a McCarty knock over things in an Alley like that since Mike McCarty’s pipe bomb went through Mr. Marshall’s garage. Isn’t that wild?

Did you hear Kelly took Margaret Gambling for their Anniversary? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen Margaret bet on a long shot like that since she said “I do”! Isn’t that wild?

And, how about Michael, Karen, and Chris McCarty driving to Baltimore? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t been more scared of a family road trip since the Manson Family went to Beverly Hills. Isn’t that something?

And I heard that Karen told Chris to switch places with Michael and drive. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a woman put a driver in the back seat like that since Elin Woods caught Tiger cheating. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jim Leyland losing the Detroit Tigers the ALCS? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen worse moves since Mike McCarty was Country Line Dancing. Isn’t that something?

And how about those relief pitchers walking in a run? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many bad looking balls since Kelly McCarty got all of the Assassin’s XL Basketball Shorts. Isn’t that wild?

But, how about those Boston Red Sox home runs? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many Grand Slams since Kelly McCarty ordered breakfast yesterday at Dennys. Isn’t that something?

Goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen, have a great Thanksgiving!

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