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CALLING
ALL ACTORS, DIRECTORS & PRODUCERS...
Bradric
Productions, along with The McCarty Metro,
is pleased to announce its' second 72 Hour
Film Project. The event will take place
from August 17-19. The event is open to
all. We are looking for people to write,
act, direct and produce a short 4 minute
or less movie and submit it within 72
hours. For more info, check us out.
72
HOUR FILM PROJECT |
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PUZZLES |
METRO TRIVIA |
1.
Say
what you see
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EST
EST
EST EST
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Answer
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2.
Say
what you see
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1,3,5,7,9
end,
end, end, end, end
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3.
Three friends went out for drinks. The waiter brought them a check for $30, so each one of them paid $10. When the waiter took the cash, he realized he had made a mistake, and the check was for $25 instead. When he gave their change back, each friend got a dollar and they left the remaining two dollars as a tip. Therefore, each customer paid $9; multiplied by 3 this equals $27; plus $2 for the tip equals $29. Where is the remaining dollar?
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4.
Rhonda will go see ballet but not opera. Her favorite number is eight and she doesn’t like nine. She likes salmon but not trout. She hates Mondays but likes Wednesdays. Does she use a comb or a brush?
Answer
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LAST
MONTH'S RESULTS
Each
year, thousands of letters arrive in
Verona, Italy,
requesting romantic advice from what
literary character? JULIET
Congrats to: Jerry, Frank, Bev, Booch, Mike |
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DID YOU
KNOW... Romeo and Juliet was first preformed in 1595
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS
 Houston, we have a porta-problem.
Steve's 4th of July Grand Finale
what goes up....must come down....
Hot crap!
Kelly serves Thai food at his latest porch party
Damn beans!!!
Larry's latest Tennessee Fireworks presentation (it's still light outside)
Hey Peanut! I told you not to light a match in the Port-O-Potty
Captain's log: Starship Occupied has achieved liftoff.
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Can you name our
celebrity crooners or how they got famous?
LAST MONTH'S CELEB
Gabe
Kaplan (AKA Mr. Kotter)
Congrats to...Frank, Steve O, Lake, Larry, Ralph, John,
Kathlene, Gwenda
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CELEBRITY
QUOTE OF THE MONTH
ON
THE FOURTH OF JULY
I
have to eat alot because I'm going to need
energy because I'm going to be blowing crap
up later. That's what the founding fathers
would want. -Jim Gaffigan |
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YOUR EDITOR'S POLL
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NOTE FROM THE EDITOR |
WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE
HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What
This Is?
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ATTENTION METRO
READERS... Thank
you for supporting the McCarty Metro by your articles, pictures,
comments, and submissions. As
a bonus for July, please check out our fireworks
page.
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER
 
THE TOP OF A CAN OF
POP (SODA)
Congratulations to:
Jerry, Frank, Gina, Mike, Bev, Bernie, Eric, Kathlene, Gwenda
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THIS MONTH'S METRO
WRITERS & SUBMITTERS
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Remember...
All of our material is submitted from our readers. If you
have an article or other submission, send it via
email to submit@mccartymetro.com.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Gina Deakins, Lance Devous, Rick Farmiloe, Amanda McCarty,
Austin McCarty, Brad McCarty, Chris McCarty, Jerry McCarty,
Karen McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen
McCarty, Larry McCarty,
Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Valerie
McCarty, Amanda Raymond, Chris Rzepka, Beverly Rzepka, Erin Wilson |
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