And these Cuckoo Curriculums in these schools nowadays aren’t even real subjects. They have Motion Picture Editing, Animation, and Computer Graphics. When I was a kid, if you wanted an elective you took Woodshop. You made a Cutting Board, Pencil Box, and got the heck out of there. Sure you might lose a finger on band saw or pass out from smelling Linseed Oil, but we didn’t care, we loved it!!

And you can bet these Moronic Moms and Dads will be going to Back-to-School Night, Parents Night, Meet the Teacher Night, Open House, and Teacher’s Conferences. Fiddle Foey!! These schools will use any excuse to get those parents to sit in the miniature desk and chairs and talk to the boring teachers. When we were kids, I had a “Don’t Ask / Don’t Tell” Policy with my parents. They asked what I learned in school today and I say, “Nothing”. My parents didn’t know anything about my teachers and my teachers didn’t know about my parents, and we loved it!!

So you let your Kooky Kids go back to their new-age schools. But I’ve had it with this modern day education and I’m going to go to school and sit in one of those little desks so I look like a “Giant” and I’m going to change a few things. I’m passing out old-fashioned school supplies! I’m doing away with all those sissy classes and passing out safety goggles and Band Aids. And don’t try to throw me out because I have a pointy compass!

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