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Hello Ladies and
Gentlemen. This is Bob Ho-Ho-Ho Hope, and I'm telling you, this
holiday season around the McCarty household is going to be wild.
How about that McCarty Metro Pigskin Pick’em? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen worse picking since Mike McCarty was playing guitar on the streets of Holland. Isn’t that something?
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How about that Kelly, Margaret, Austin, Mike, Karen. Larry, Gina, and Sara going to Zhenders in Frankenmuth? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many drumsticks flying since a Peter Criss drum solo. Isn’t that wild?
How about that Kathlene McCarty going to the opening of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many middle-aged women standing in line since the Shawn Cassidy Flash Mob. Isn’t that something?
How about that Chris and Amanda McCarty being so thrilled about Notre Dame? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen McCartys proud to be the Fighting Irish since Rick McCarty beat up Dave Rozema in a Barrymore’s softball game. Isn’t that something?
How about Hostess going out of business? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen people that worried about cakes with suspicious ingredients since Cokie the Dog’s birthday. Isn’t that wild?
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How about that Luke and Mia McCarty asking for Play Food Ice Cream from Santa Claus? Isn’t that wild? I have seen two more hopeful Mini-Soda Twins since Rod Carew and Tony Oliva. Isn’t that something?
How about that Stock Market decline since the election? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything go down that fast since Kelly McCarty went down the slide at Coyle Park on wax paper. Isn’t that wild?
How about there being no McCarty Christmas Name draw this year after 53 years? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen people so tired of a McCarty Drawing since Mike’s Popeye. Isn’t that something?
Good night Ladies and
Gentlemen, and have a Very Merry Christmas!
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