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Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Bob “Pilgrim” Hope and I want to tell you, it has been a wild and wacky month.

How about that Mohamar Ghadaffi getting killed and the newspapers spelling his name 4 different ways? Wasn’t that something? I have seen that many alternative spellings of the same name since Michigan State Hockey gave coaching awards to Coach Mike McCarty, Mike McCartney, Mike McCarthy, and Mike Maholvich. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Apple founder dying? Wasn’t that that something? I haven’t seen a Jobs funeral like that since the UAW negotiated their last contract. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Chris and Ryan McCarty going to Cedar Point for Horror Fest. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone shake that much since Michael J. Fox experienced an earthquake. Isn’t that something?

And how about that NBA Labor Dispute? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many Black Guys locked out since Dennis McCarty was hiding in MacKenzie High School. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Ryan McCarty staying home while Missy McCarty went to the Michigan State / Wisconsin Game. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone that disappointed in taking care of 3 kids and a dog since Uncle Charlie on “My Three Sons.” Isn’t that something?

And did you hear that Jill McCarty going to a Wedding in Argentina. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone go that far south for a free buffet, since Larry McCarty went to Shoney’s. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Mike McCarty going to visit Taylor Guitars in El Cajon, California? Wasn’t that wild? Mike said he hadn’t seen that much dark wood since Swimming Class at MacKenzie High School. Isn’t that something?

How about that Kevin McCarty teaching social studies at Bloomfield Hills Andover High School. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty unfit for Civics, since Brad McCarty wedged himself into a Honda. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Puss n’ Boots bringing in 34 million dollars this weekend. Wasn't that something!  I haven’t seen a kid film bring in that much since Exhibit A in the Michael Jackson Trial.  Isn’t that wild?

Happy Thanksgiving Ladies & Gentlemen, Good Night!!

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