Well, this is Bob “May Day” Hope here ladies and gentlemen, and I want to tell you, that I am looking forward to a wild and wacky month of May.
How about that Prince William and Kate Middleton getting married? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so many Blue Bloods in one place since they attacked that tree in Avatar. Isn’t that something?
And how that song George Michael sang? Wasn’t that something? That’s the first time George Michael sang to a Queen since he and Elton John were in a Public Restroom in Beverly Hills. Isn’t that wild?
How about that Prince Harry getting drunk at the
"After Wedding" party? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a Royal get that smashed since Lady Di went shopping in Paris. Isn’t that wild?
And how about that Japanese Earthquake? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen so many Chin’s shaking since someone asked Kirstie Alley if she wanted a sandwich. Isn’t that something?
I heard that Chris McCarty moved to a new apartment that looks just like his old one in the same apartment complex. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone trade up for the same thing like that, since Jon Derek divorced Linda Evans and married Bo Derek. Isn’t that wild?
How about that Mike McCarty throwing up after he woke from his Gall Bladder surgery? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone throw up that much since Brad Savage at Utica Explodes II. Isn’t that something?
And did you see that photo of Sam and Max McCarty with a photo cutout of President
Obama? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a President look less life-like on
camera since the Zabruter film. Isn’t that something?
And how about all of that
hoo-ha over Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen such an outcry for a Birth Certificate since Kelly McCarty won the Magahay Elementary School Summer Recreation Softball Throw with a throw of 348 Feet. Isn’t that wild?
And how about the Detroit Pistons getting sold to Tom Gores. Wasn’t that something? That last time I saw 15 Black Dudes sell for that cheap, Chicken George was playing the fiddle. Isn’t that wild?
Good Night Ladies and Gentlemen!! Happy Mother’s Day.
