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4. You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer

5. If you overtake the last person, then you are....? Answer

6. Mary's father has 5 daughters... Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer

7. A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the  purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a Pair of sunglasses; how does  he indicate what he wants? Answer

Q. In baseball, what player has the best all time win/loss percentage of any pitcher with at least 15 victories against the heralded New York Yankees?

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Insurance studies show that female drivers are 80% more likely than men to do what?

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Ozzy Osbourne
Sorry, No one saw the prince of darkness as the little devil

A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter replies, " Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're kidding me! " The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it."

ONLY A MOM WOULD KNOW..... 
Beware all you Dad's & Grandpa's 

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as A gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach water is the toilet? HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOM!