This is Bob “May Flowers” Hope and I wanna tell you ladies and gentlemen, there have been some wild and wacky things in the news.
How about that volcano over Iceland? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen that much Ash up the air since Brad Savage tried to do a pyrotechnics show while playing Disco Inferno at the Tank Arsenal. Isn’t that something?
And, how about all of those Europeans stranded in the US? Wasn’t that something? I have seen that many Irish with nowhere to go since the Shamrock Pub burned down. Isn’t that wild?
How about those spring
movies. I checked out that McGruber movie. That was a wild movie. I
haven't seen explosions that big since Jerry McCarty stomped on a
"fizzer" of the 5th of July. Isn't that something.
And how about the
earthquake in Utah. Wasn't that something? I heard that the Donny Osmond
wasn't that shaken up since Larry McCarty had to go to see Dr. Coots for
an aching tooth and finding out that he had to get them all pulled out.
Isn't that wild?
I hear that Pamela Anderson is going to dance to Brooks & Dunn on Dancing with the Stars. Isn't that wild? I haven't seen 2 boobs like that move to country music since Kelly & Jerry McCarty went to the Country Tavern. Isn't that something?
And, how about that Bombshell McGee that was having an affair with Jesse James? Isn’t she wild? I haven’t seen that much ink on a girl since Dana McCarty dissected a squid in biology. Isn’t that something?
How about the Detroit Lions drafting Suh in the 1st Round. Isn’t that wild? He’ll have the least number of letters on his jersey, since Kelly McCarty washed his Assassin’s Basketball Jersey and half the letters fell off. Isn’t that something?
And, how about that Betty White hosting
an episode of Saturday Night Live? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything that stiff and wrinkled on television since the California Raisins did a commercial for Viagra. Isn’t that wild?
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And finally, how about that President Obama going overseas
to the far east and Russia with only one interpreter. I haven't
seen any interpreter that versatile since Danny McCarty took
Larry, Kelly, and Jerry to Tiger Stadium and talk to the homies in
and around the ballpark.
