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ON GUARD FOR OVER 52 YEARS
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3.
An
elderly man is taking a walk. Two young
men in excellent physical condition are
directly behind him, sprinting in
his direction. No matter how fast they
run, they do not catch up with the man.
Why can’t the men catch up with the
elderly man and where are all three
people? Answer
4.
You're
stuck in a room with really short
leprechauns. They are really loud, and
very annoying. Bob is 2'5", Barry is
28", Brad is 3" short of a yard
stick, Bryan is an inch taller than Bob,
and Brittany is the same length as 3
sheets of loose leaf paper. Who is the
tallest? Answer
5.
What
happened in the middle of the twentieth
century that will not happen again for
4,000 years? Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
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LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 New
knockoff.... Spongebob Drunkpants!
These
Crabby Patties from Oregon make me feel funny
I'm not drunk... I'm sponged!
A
knock-off Sponge Buddy drinking knock-off Jake Daniels
whiskey
Sponge
Bob comes with it's own Bikini Bottom Bong
The
Krusty Krab just got it's liquor license. Yipeee... hic
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Can you name this months'
secret celebrity?
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LAST
MONTH ANSWER: SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS
Congratulations: Epic Fail Guy
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I
CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE...
Think of a number between 0-20.
Add 10. Multiply by 2. Then subtract 1. Now close your eyes... It's dark, isn't it?
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MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF
WISDOM...
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A (very) Little Irish Humor For St. Patrick's Day
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ST
PATRICK HISTORY LESSON
In a red Volvo???
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WHAT THE
HECK IS THAT???
Can you guess WTH
this common logo is?
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THE POWER
OF THE BROW
Creeps me out a little bit.
GOLD POT
AT END OF RAINBOW?
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Last
Month's Answer...
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A
SHOE
Congratulations: Eli
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LOOK ALIKES?
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SPRINGTIME IN
MICHIGAN
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THE ADVENTURES OF MR.
STICKMAN
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REMEMBER...
OUR WRITERS ARE OUR READERS!
The success
of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I
encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of
submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and see your name as a contributor to our family.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Sara Brookfield, Rick Farmiloe, Kelli Maroney, Austin
McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty,
Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Gene Skladnowski, Kathleen Unti |
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