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3.
Halloween
was almost over, and old man McCarty had less
than 20 candies left. When the doorbell
rang, he thought he would give all the
candies away. When he opened the door,
there were two trick or treaters. He
wanted to give away the candies evenly,
but he noticed that when he divided the
candies in two, there was one left over.
At that point, he saw another trick or
treater behind the first two. He tried to
divide the candies evenly among the three
of them, but again one was left over.
Finally, another trick or treater came to
his door, making it four trick or treaters
altogether. Mr. McCarty still had one candy
left over after dividing the left over
candies in fours. How many candies did Mr.
McCarty have left when the doorbell rang?
Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 "and one time at band camp......"
"it's a new tool to check your prostate, you may feel a little pressure..."
Whadyalll think of my Prince Albert?
Owwww, when I was a kid we had wooden Tinker Toys. Now this snot nosed hooligans want aluminum Tinker Toys. Fiddle Phooey
Gina and
Larry will be surprised with my wedding gift
Are you ready for your prostate exam, sir?
Why that's a mighty big (a-hem) thang ya got there,
Jer.
A tweezers to get Shaquille O'Neal's nose hairs
What's that
huge thing Jerry has... Oh.. It's a red tie!
Vasectomy anyone?
Jerry models the new extra-strength
Nose Hair Remover, as seen on TV
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Can you name this months'
secret celebrities?
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MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF
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MCCARTY
METRO HAUNTED HOUSES - WITHIN BROOM FLYING DISTANCE
Find a cool haunted house this Halloween season in your area.
Just click your state to start...
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Here is a blast of Detroit television in the 70's. The Ghoul. I cannot believe
how bad this was, but we enjoyed it back in the day.
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SOMEWHERE
IN VALENCIA
Kathlene hands out candy from Jerry's World
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WHAT THE
HECK IS THAT???
Can you guess WTH
this is?
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER...
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TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS
Congrats to: Jerry,
Brad, Margaret, Larry W, Scholl, Rockin Rob,
Gary, Steve, Epic Fail Guy, Gina, Eric
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REMEMBER...
OUR WRITERS ARE OUR READERS!
The success
of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I
encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of
submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and see your name as a contributor to our family.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Rick Farmiloe, Kelli Maroney, Gina McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty,
Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty |
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