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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob ďTrick or TreatĒ Hope and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen it has been a wild and wacky Fall around the McCartyís.

How about Amanda McCarty winning a weight lifting competition. Isnít that wild? I havenít seen a McCarty so good with dumbbells since Mike McCarty took wood shop with the Special Bís. Isnít that something?

How about the Megan McCarty being co-captain on the Stony Creek Swim Team. Isnít that something? I havenít seen anyone from Michigan in that much deep water since Kwame Kilpatrick. Isnít that wild?

And how Dana McCarty working for will.i.am? Isnít that wild? I have seen a McCarty work for a rapper since Larry McCarty was the assistant to the Gift Wrapping guy at Grants Department Store. Isnít that something?

And how about that Kathlene McCarty making 56 gift baskets for a fundraiser? Isnít that something? I havenít seen anyone make that many baskets in Los Angeles since Kobe Bryantís retirement game. Isnít that wild?

How about Michael and Karen going to Ireland. Wasn't that wild? Mike hadnít enjoyed Guinness that much since he saw the picture of the Worldís 2 Fattest Twins on Mini Bikes. Isnít that something?

How about Gina and Larryís wedding? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen a Tennessee couple photographed that much since Dolly Partonís boobs. Isnít that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty giving a ďJerryís World ToastĒ at Gina and Larryís Wedding. Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anybody ruin a night in a theater like that since John Wilkes Booth. Isnít that wild?

And did you hear Gina and Larry are going to Hawaii on their Honeymoon? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen a couple that will be so out of place on an island since Thurston and Lovey Howell. Isnít that something?

I hope you have a Happy Halloween, and ...


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