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METRO QUIK PUZZLES MCCARTY METRO TRIVIA
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3. I am a window, I am a lamp, I am clouded, I am shining, and I am colored; set in white, I fill with water and overflow. I say much, but I have no words. What am I? Answer

4. What is the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. Answer

5. What number fits in all of these words or phrases below?

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Vietnam
Rock Lobster
Singing in the Rain

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Q. Which musical artist was the first country performer to have a platinum country album in history?

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

What Beatles single lasted longest on the charts?
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HEY JUDE

Congratulations to: Jerry and Kitty

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS

 I've totally demolished this diaper and it still doesn't smell as bad as Grandpa Kelly's underpants.
 It's about time someone wrote about this.
 Somebody stole my ice cream
 What do you mean Brad Savage and the Cockroaches are having a reunion? This blows!
 Olivia took my blankie!

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name this months' secret celebrities?

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LAST MONTH ANSWER

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Congratulations: Eric

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MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF WISDOM...


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A "BACK TO SCHOOL" POLL
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As the kids go back to school, we want to know who was your favorite teacher growing up, what did they teach, and any comments you want to add. Results will posted next month.

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Last Month's Poll: What is your top summer cocktail (or beer) to beat the summer heat? THE WINNER BY A WIDE MARGIN WAS VODKA & TONIC

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Here are two gents who read the McCarty Metro earlier, and are now getting the humor...

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METRO BACK TO SCHOOL CRAYON CHOICES
I don't think Crayola will carry these...

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???
Can you guess WTH this is?
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FIRST DAY BACK TO SCHOOL...

ASK YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER ABOUT THESE...

There is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hot dog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine. English muffins were not invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbread s, which aren't sweet, are meat. 

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and guinea pigs are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? Is cheese the plural of choose? One mouse, two mice. One louse, two lice. One house, two hice? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

How can the weather be hot as heck one day and cold as heck another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. You get in and out of a car, yet you get on and off a bus. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? 

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Whose eye?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER...


...BACON

Congrats to: Jerry

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