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A TOAST JERRY ON MARCH 2

As you know by now, my brother and Metro writer Jerry McCarty passed away on December 17. A moving funeral mass was said in California in January. We wanted to give all of Jerry's Michigan family and friends a chance to toast Jerry in a relaxed atmosphere. With that said, we have scheduled a get-together on March 2 in the upstairs at Danny J's Brick Tavern from 6pm - 10pm. It will be a cash bar, but we will have some light fare to nibble on. If you can make it to celebrate Jerry's life and friendship, please RSVP on the form below or email me at mccartymetro@gmail.com so we can get an accurate count. A link to Danny J's is below.
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Danny J's Brick Tavern - Upper Level

7759 Auburn Rd, Utica, MI 48317

Danny J's is located at Auburn Road
and Cass Avenue in Downtown Utica.

Date: Saturday March 2, 2019
Time: 6pm - 10pm

RSVP FORM

Name:...# Of People:.

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1. Say What You See

Answer

2. Say What You See

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3. You're stuck in a room with really short leprechauns. They are really loud, and very annoying. Bob is 2'5, Barry is 27", Brad is 4" shy of a yard, Bryan is 2 1/2 rulers, and Brittany is the height of 2 regular sheets of paper. Who is the tallest? Answer

4. What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years? Answer

Q. Who has won the "Worst Actress" Razzie award twice, despite not being a female human actress?

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Your Name: 

Answer: 


LAST MONTH'S ANSWER & RESULTS

The first oil rush in US history began in what state?

PENNSYLVANIA
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Congratulations to P Smurf, Kristen, and Gene

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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Caption:

LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS

 Looks familiar, but ... I can't remember, what did they call that white stuff?
Look at all those fancy schmancy snow blowers. When I was a kid...
 Suckers!!!!
 Once again, Jerry looks on the bright side of things
 Ahh... Trump finally got the wall

 

 

 

 

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METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name the TV show or movie these celebrities were in?

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TV Show or Movie:

LAST MONTH ANSWER...

ART GARFUNKEL

Congratulations: Gina


A LITTLE BIT OF IRISH WISDOM... 

10 THINGS I KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT YOU!

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You  can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!

6) You are laughing at yourself,

7) You  have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if  there is a No. 5.

9) You  laugh at this because you are a fun loving person and everyone else does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to your friends to see who else falls for it.


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FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTES

Write A Famous Movie Quote The Will Give Away The Movie Title!

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YOUR NAME: 

QUOTE: 

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS... You have to wear your last text on a shirt. What does yours say?

You don't know that! - Kelly / What am I doing? - Mrs. SteveO / YAY! - Gina / Just be nice! - Margaret /
Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here - Biff / 

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Cheers With Some Upbeat Irish Tunes

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WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Can You Guess Where The Heck This Photo Was Taken?

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Can You Guess What The Heck This Scary Thing Is?

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Your Name:

Where The Heck is That?

Last Month's Answer...

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PONT du GARD, FRANCE
Congrats: P Smurf, Gina, and Gene

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Your Name:

What The Heck Is That?

Last Month's Answer...

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A WOMAN IN BODY PAINT

Congratulations: Gina 

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For Future Issues, Feel Free To Submit Photos (with answers) For Our Where The Heck Am I & What The Heck Is That Game to mccartymetro@gmail.com

MSPDGA

WHERE'S MY SNAKE?

MILLENNIAL IRISH

MATH TRICK

This one really works!  It will take you only about 10 seconds and, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie. I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my math calculations.  Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!

DON'T cheat DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.  You'll be AMAZED at how true this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

THE MOVIE LIST

1. Gone With the Wind 2. E.T. 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 

Now, isn't that something

EVERYBODY'S IRISH

FAMILY CIRCUS

GOOD AIM?

GO GREEN!

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THE ADVENTURES OF MR. STICKMAN

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ED NOTE: REMEMBER... OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & SUBMITTERS!

The success of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month. You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to mccartymetro@gmail.com and see your name as a contributor to the McCarty Metro.

Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Sara Brookfield, Elias Chapa, Judy Goddard, Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Chris Rzepka, Gene Skladnowski

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