Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Be My Valentine” Hope and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky start to 2018 with the McCartys.

How about Ryan, Missy, and their kids going to Disney’s Epcot? Wasn’t that something? Their kids haven’t enjoyed “Breakfast with Goofy” so much since Grandpa Mike came by with some Wheaties. Isn’t that wild?

How about those McCarty’s going to Las Vegas? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many losers since the 2008 Detroit Lions. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty losing at Mississippi Stud? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone with that bad of a hand since Bob Dole. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Steve McCarty gambling on Dice? Wasn’t that something? I have seen anyone crap out like that since Kelly and Jerry drank bad water in New Mexico. Isn’t that wild?

How about Bob winning $700 in “Let it Ride”? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone from Tennessee that happy to see a flush, since Elvis had 6 Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches at Graceland. Isn’t that wild?

How about Dennis winning $50 at a Wonder Woman slot machine. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen Dennis get that many spins since he drank a Harvey Wallbanger at MSU. Isn’t that something?

And how about Mike McCarty and Rick McCarty sharing a room at Harrah's? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t heard that much snoring since the UHY’s seminar on the new Tax Code. Isn’t that wild?

And how Austin McCarty dressing up with a Boa and Big White 70’s glasses? I haven’t seen anyone enjoy doing Elton John that much since Bernie Taupin. Isn’t that wild?

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