Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Back to School” Hope and I want to tell you ladies and gentlemen, it has been a wild and wacky summer.

How about that Brad Savage and the Cockroaches Concert? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many washed up singers since the Haitian refugees sang “Row Row your Boat”. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Brad Savage’s purple suit? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything that big, purple, and annoying since Barney the Dinosaur. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Eric Swan’s lighted shoes not working right? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone with more useless shoes since Oscar Pistorious. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Eddie Stein singing “Bad, Bad Leroy Brown”? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone mess up Jim Croce that much since the pilot of his plane. Isn’t that something?

How about that Kaleigh McCarty doing a cartwheel? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty flip like that since Mike McCarty went for a bike ride. Isn’t that wild?

How about Dana and Evan McCarty going back to Michigan? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone try to hide their roots that much since John Travolta started using “Just for Men”. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry and Gina ‘s upcoming wedding at the Theater in Tennessee. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone so looking forward to a union in a movie theater since Norma Rae. Isn’t that something?

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