Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Luck of the Irish” Hope and I want to wish you all a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. It’s been a wild and wacky spring so far.

How about Jerry McCarty going to the Oscars? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty on the Red Carpet since Dennis got a nose-bleed at the Atlas Theater. Isn’t that something?

How about Jill McCarty Besselsen having a baby? Wasn’t that something? Mike McCarty hasn’t been this excited about a delivery since his “Jon Gnagy Learn to Draw Kit” arrived in the mail. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Dan McCarty Texas Hold’em Tournament? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many people folding since the Origami World Championships. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty flying in a private jet? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone from Michigan take a ridiculous trip like that since Madonna fell down the stairs at the Brit Awards. Isn’t that wild?

How about Kelly McCarty and 7 other people going to White Castle’s on Valentine’s Day? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many cheap skates since Walmart’s Winter Sports Clearance Sale. Isn’t that something?

How about Dana McCarty starting Art College in Portland? Wasn’t that wild? She hasn’t been this excited about getting into oil since she ordered a Patty Melt at Denny’s. Isn’t that something?

And how abut St. Patrick’s Day coming up? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many drunks wearing green, since Austin played Beer Pong at MSU. Isn’t that wild?

Good Night and Thank You Ladies & Gentlemen!

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