THE McCARTY METRO
A BOB HOPE SPECIAL

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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Summertime” Hope and we are ready for a wild and wacky time at the Dan McCarty Golf Classic and a crazy summer.

How about that Kelly McCarty going to Frankenmuth for a Chicken Dinner? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many Drumsticks go down since Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Plane Crash. Isn’t that wild?

Did you hear Mike McCarty is going to Germany. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anybody that out of place in Germany since Kinch on Hogan’s Heroes. Isn’t that something?

How about that Chris McCarty going to Toronto for a Blue Jays baseball game. Wasn’t that something? Chris was confused when he got escorted to his seat, because he thought Justin Bieber was the Canadian Usher. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Austin, Chris, and Brad McCarty going to Cedar Point? Wasn’t that wild? Austin hasn’t been that frightened of the Blue Streak, since he saw Papa Smurfs underpants. Isn’t that something? 

Did you see Steve McCarty’s new Convertible Camaro? Isn’t that something? Steve said he hasn’t seen a top come down that easy since Ladies Night at McClenaghan’s. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Robin Gibb and Donna Summer coming up here within a week of each other. Wasn't that something? I haven't seen Disco take a hit like that since Steve, Larry, and Kelly wore those ridiculous outfits in Vegas last January. Isn't that wild?

Finally, on to golf. How about that Dan McCarty Golf Classic coming up?  Isn’t that wild? I have anticipated so much cheating since Kobe Bryant. Arnold Swarzenegger, and Tiger Woods went to Hooters. Isn’t that something?

Did you hear Larry McCarty is planning to use DJ’s old set of golf clubs at the Dan McCarty Golf Classic. I haven’t seen anyone with a worse driver since Princess Diana. Isn’t that something?

And finally, I hear that they are going to have a beer hole on the fairway by Steve's house, where everyone has to chug a beer. Isn't that something. I also hear that on the next hole, the bunker next to Ted Lindsay's house is the pee hole. Isn't that wild?

Have a great summer, ladies and gentlemen!!


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