How about that New Moon movie bringing in $147M in its first weekend?  Wasn’t that wild?  I would have gone and seen it, but I thought New Moon was a documentary about Kelly McCarty going back to the Queen Mary.  Isn’t that something?

And a lot of girls stood in line for the movie and were really disappointed that they all couldn’t get in.  I haven’t seen that many upset young girls since Brad Savage played an Air Supply song while DJing at Wyandotte Middle School.  Isn’t that wild?

And speaking of movies, I just saw the Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons on pay per view. Wasn't that movie something? I haven't seen a bigger uproar in the Catholic church since Father Bill took off minutes before Steve & Kristen's wedding. That was wild.

And how about the remnants from the California wildfires. Wasn't that something. In looking at the charred landscape, I haven't seen anything that well toasted since I saw Neil MacDonald making his annual Christmas rounds down Sussex Avenue. Isn't that wild?

And did you hear about those naked pictures of Miss California on the Internet?  Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that embarrassing pictures like that since Jerry McCarty’s Elementary School Pictures.  Isn’t that something?

And how about those early morning crowds on Black Friday.  Wasn’t that something.  I haven’t seen so many Detroiters lined up in the dark to get TV’s since Pistons Championship looting.  Isn’t that wild?

How about that McCarty Christmas Name draw?  Wasn’t that something?  I haven’t seen anything fixed that badly since Rick McCarty got a Vasectomy.  Isn’t that wild?

And speaking about the drawing, how about those McCarty Girls in the Christmas Name Draw with only a $20 limit.  Isn’t that something?  I haven’t been so sure that girls will be disappointed in a package since Levi Johnson posed for Playgirl.  Isn’t that wild?

Thank you ladies and gentlemen and have a Safe and Merry Christmas !!