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METRO QUIK PUZZLES

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1. Say What You See

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2. Say What You See

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LIGHTS LIGHTS

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3. George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda? Answer

4. Examine each of the five sentences below. What is unusual about them? They all display a special property that shouldn't be too difficult to spot.

-Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
-Stella won no wallets
-Eva, can I stab live, evil bats in a cave?
-I maim nine men in Miami
-Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram
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Q. Who is the only James Bond actor from the 007 film series never to drive an Aston Martin on-screen?

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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER & RESULTS

The Big Bang Theory was the top-rated TV show in America last season. What was the last comedy show to do the same?

FRIENDS

Congratulations: Mike and Millard

METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption for this photo

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LAST MONTH'S SUBMITTED CAPTIONS

... NINETY-NINE ...
Hemorrhoids got you down? Order now and you too can get the Amazing Fat n' Invisible 'Roid-Protector Cushion.
I shouldn't have eaten that burrito.
Come on man... Planet Fitness is only $10 a month
"I didn't think the seat was THAT dirty!"

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name this month's Secret Celebrity?

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LAST MONTH ANSWER...

JACLYN SMITH FROM CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Congratulations To: SteveO, Tom, Gina, Larry, Booch, and Linda

A LITTLE BIT OF WISDOM...

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ACTOR / ROLE COMEBACK

You have the power to bring back an actor/actress from a TV show or movie that is no longer active, to reprise their original role.
Who would you like to bring back?

Please note that the actor/actress must still be alive.

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS... WRITE A FEW WORDS OR A JINGLE FROM AN OLD TV COMMERCIAL THAT OUR READERS WILL REMEMBER...

You gotta have art | Nationwide is on your side | The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup | If it says Libbys Libbys Libbys on the label label label | Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there | I'd like to teach the world to sing | Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun | Cuz Oscar Meyer has a way with B O L O G N A | I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener | I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid | Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is | Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too! | ... And that's why we drink Faygo... Faygo... Remember...

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Why I Get Nervous When Boarding An Airplane With Service Animals

... If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent.

... If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

... If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an Undocumented Withdrawal?

... If Democrats don't want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it's all right for illegals to vote?

WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Can You Guess Where The Heck This Photo Was Taken?

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Can You Guess What The Heck This Is?

Last Month's Answer...

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THIS IS THE FIRST MONTH FOR THIS GAME
I hope you all play along

Last Month's Answer...

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A DRAGONFLY
Congrats: Gina

For Future Issues, Feel Free To Submit Photos (with answers) For Our Where The Heck Am I & What The Heck Is That Game to mccartymetro@gmail.com

LETS GO BACK TO SCHOOL

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Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Eli Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Marianne Rzepka

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